Where's The Beef? is based on The Beefy Chord, as featured on Dis Side / Dat Side. All the songs on it are done on my brother's classical guitar, though I strummed it as though it were an acoustic guitar. I originally had planned on each song being just one note, but that idea was fortunately abandoned. Do not think that that means the album is any good. A friend of mine said that it could be used as the soundtrack to a really bad horror movie. A movie has yet to be made, however. All songs were improvised completely on the spot.

Retard on a Guitar has a video which accompanies it. I am not sure if I still have a copy of this video, unfortunately. Perhaps one day as I am going through old CDs I'll find it. It's just me laying down on my bed as I perform it. The audio track was extracted from the video. This is probably the best song on the album. Turn it off before it's too late!

Powah consists of power chords being played on the guitar. They sound better with distortion. This song should play as the hero is first being introduced to the audience.

Pork Rinds have nothing to do with beef. Also, it isn't particularly interesting to listen to. This song will play when the monsters attack for the first time. The ending of this song (when it goes in reverse) will play when the monsters have been defeated at the end.

I Got The Blues. Another song which had a silly video to go along with it. My brother shone a flash ligth around randomly during it. That is what I am referencing when I say, "I like the disco ball". I'm not sure where this would fit into the movie.

Mad Cow Disease. Again, there was a video with this one. Just some ambient noise for the movie, as things start to get weirder and weirder. And weirder. AHH! The monsters! They're everywhere! Oh, never mind. False alarm.

Moo Juice. Some more ambient noise. Investigating out in the woods. What was that? AHHH! I think it's okay now. Did I hear a cow? What is all this liquid? Eww! Smells like milk. Hey guys, it's just moo juice! Don't drink that, man! It probably wasn't pasturized.

Turkey Jerky is Bad. You should eat beef instead. Beef is good. Played during the milk party after our fearless adventurers hit the motherload with their endless supply of fresh milk. We're gonna be rich!

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